summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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