Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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