Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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