I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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