i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Quick, to the slutcave!
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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