Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
is wine microwaveable?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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