so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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