Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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