I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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