it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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