i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Ketchup is God's man juice
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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