i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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