We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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