If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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