Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I just had sex on a roof
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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