Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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