i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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