Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
The convent might be a nice break from real life
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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