kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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