He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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