u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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