Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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