We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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