if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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