her vagine was all disorganized.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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