You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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