This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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