I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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