filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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