i always forget guys have bellybuttons
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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