I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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