as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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