Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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