My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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