i jhust puked up my retainher.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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