im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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