Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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