Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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