So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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