Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think I am morally bankrupt
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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