Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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