Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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