last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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