Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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