standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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