Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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