um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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