for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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