I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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