i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it hurts more in the daytime
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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