I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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