is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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