He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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